The Van is the fictional official headquarters of the Mongooses where countless shenanigans tend to happen.
The Mongooses first moved into the van when A33 took over as GM of the team between Season 2 and Season 3. The relocation was a nod to the classic Saturday Night Live sketch where the late Chris Farley talks about living "in a van down by the river". However, the original reference to the van has been lost in favor of the much more popular stereotype about creeps and pedophiles traditionally owning a van. The Van has since become a symbol of the lewd, immoral image that the Mongooses prefer to convey to the rest of the league.